105 Fun, Flirty & Good Jokes to Tell Your Crush

These jokes will have your crush laughing, blushing, and maybe catching feelings too.

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So you’ve got a crush. You’ve been texting back and forth, maybe even flirting a little.

Now you want to make them laugh. And not just polite chuckles, but the kind of laugh that makes them think, “Wow, I like being around this person.”

Welcome to the sweet spot of charm: humor.

When you get it right, it’s playful, magnetic, and builds instant chemistry. Whether you’re aiming for something cute, funny, or just a little bit spicy, this list of good jokes to tell your crush has you covered.

Let’s break them down by vibe, because not every situation calls for the same kind of humor.

Funny Jokes to Tell Your Crush

Funny is your safest bet. It shows confidence without pushing boundaries. These are perfect for text, first dates, or late-night conversations that could use a giggle.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… and I still can’t find my dignity.

You must be Wi-Fi because I’m feeling a connection — but it keeps cutting out when I try to flirt.

I’d tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.

I asked my phone for a cute joke… it just sent me your Instagram.

You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. I’d still be late, though.

You’re like Google—everything I’ve been searching for… except directions on how to flirt.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

I’d tell you a joke about chemistry, but I’m afraid there’s no reaction yet.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven — or was it more of a soft landing on my timeline?

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day… and I forgot to give you water.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I just listen to your voice.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

I’d call you a snack, but you’re more like the whole meal—with dessert.

If flirting were an Olympic sport, I’d be in last place… unless you’re my coach.

Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.

You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.

My love for you is like pi — irrational and never-ending.

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Dirty & Playful Jokes to Tell Your Crush

These are cheeky, flirty, and a bit daring jokes to tell your crush. Perfect if you both already have that tension and are comfortable teasing each other. They’re suggestive but not explicit and will make them blush.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

You must be laundry because I want to do you every weekend.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for — and a few things I probably shouldn’t click on.

You’re like my favorite app — I can’t go a day without checking you.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

I’d say “God bless you,” but it looks like He already did.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

I was going to call Heaven to report a missing angel, but I realized you probably fell on purpose.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

You must be an electrician, because you’re lighting up my night.

If being sexy was a crime, you’d definitely be serving life.

You must be tired from turning heads all day.

I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future — and possibly my bed.

You’re like my favorite dessert — I can’t stop thinking about you, and I know I shouldn’t have seconds.

I’d offer you a seat, but my lap seems more comfortable.

I’d say you’re out of my league, but I’m willing to play anyway.

You’re the reason I check my phone and smile like an idiot.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

Pro tip: Dirty jokes work best when they’re invited. Make sure the vibe is flirty first. Humor should open doors, not make things awkward.

Cute Jokes to Tell Your Crush

These are for when you want to make them aww and laugh at the same time. They are sweet, wholesome, and adorable without being corny.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

You must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

Are you an angel? Because heaven’s missing one.

Do you believe in love at first text?

I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few degrees hotter when you’re around.

You must be a magician—every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.

I was going to buy you flowers, but then I realized you’re already blooming.

If you were a song, you’d be my favorite repeat.

You must be tired from being this cute all the time.

You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.

You must be a cupcake, because you’re sweet and a little bit soft.

I’m no photographer, but I’d capture every smile you make.

Do you like raisins? No? How about a date?

You make my heart skip a beat… like bad Wi-Fi.

I’d tell you you’re beautiful, but I think you already know.

I must be a snowman, because you just made my heart melt.

You’re proof that good things come in adorable packages.

I didn’t choose the crush life—the crush life chose me.

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Rizz Jokes to Tell Your Crush

Rizz jokes are flirty one-liners with game. They blend charm, confidence, and humor. They are perfect if you want to impress without trying too hard.

1. You’re not a snack, you’re the full course—and I skipped breakfast.
   
2. You look like trouble. I like trouble.
   
3. Are you gravity? Because you’ve got me falling hard.
   
4. They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?
   
5. You’re dangerous. One smile and I forget what I was saying.
   
6. If we were a story, I’d skip to the part where you’re mine.
   
7. Are you the sun? Because you make it hard to see anyone else.
   
8. My rizz isn’t perfect, but it’s custom-built for you.
   
9. You make silence feel like conversation.
   
10. You’re like coffee—hot, addictive, and keeps me up all night.
    
11. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.
    
12. You don’t need a filter; you need my number.
    
13. You’re like the fine print I always read twice.
    
14. I’m not lost, just trying to find my way to your heart.
    
15. You’re the reason I double-check my reflection before texting back.
    
16. I wasn’t planning to fall for anyone… then you happened.
    
17. You’re sweet enough to make chocolate jealous.
    
18. Are you the moon? Because you light up my dark side.
    
19. I don’t need pickup lines—I just need you to smile like that again.
    
20. I didn’t believe in magic until your text popped up.

Best Jokes to Tell Your Crush Over Text

Texting is where most flirty jokes live. Keep it playful and send them something that invites a response. These are perfect jokes to tell your crush late at night or dropping into a fun conversation.

You remind me of my phone battery because you keep me going all day.

You’re like autocorrect—even when you’re wrong, I still keep you around.

I just asked Siri how to flirt… she said, “Send this text.”

You must be a campfire—every time we talk, things heat up.

I was going to send a flirty text, but then I remembered I’m better in person.

Are we flirting or just using sarcasm as a coping mechanism?

You make texting at 2 a.m. feel like the best idea ever.

I just saw something that reminded me of you. My mirror.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

My therapist says I should set healthy boundaries. So how do I set one between me and your charm?

If emojis could talk, mine would be blushing right now.

You’re like my favorite notification. I can’t ignore you.

I’m not saying I’m addicted, but I do refresh your chat every 10 seconds.

I can’t tell if we’re flirting or just dangerously close to it.

You must be tired from running through my mind all day.

If you were a meme, you’d be my favorite one to send.

I don’t need caffeine when you text back.

I was going to ghost you, but you’re too fine for that.

You make my screen time report look embarrassing.

I don’t chase—but if you’re the finish line, I’ll sprint.

Are we flirting or am I delusional again?

You’re so fine, you made me forget my password.

I’m not a gambler, but I’d bet on us.

You’re dangerous. My heart just skipped a beat.

You plus me equals more chaos than math can handle.

Wrap-Up: Good Jokes to Tell Your Crush

Making your crush laugh isn’t about being the funniest person alive. It’s about showing your personality. A well-timed joke says, “I’m confident, relaxed, and I like having fun with you.”

So whether you go for cute, funny, or a little dirty, remember isn’t what you say, it’s how it feels. If they smile—even a little—that’s your win.

Now go ahead, copy a few of these, and make someone blush on purpose.